Surreal does not really go far enough to describe Ronaldo's ambition to win the Nobel Peaze prize, in an interview with Spanish daily ABC. Admittedly, he has a role as a UN goodwill ambassador, but then so did Geri Halliwell! The interview has some surprising revelations on his current state of mind(lessness).
You must be relieved Barcelona is not the team of last season:
On being a substitute:
Have you ever spent 40 minutes warming up?
What's the worst thing about not playing?
They tell me your dream is to win the Nobel Peace prize